The Difference Between Men & Women

2008 July 21
by Chris Elrod

I just got through cleaning the bathrooms around the house and discovered the difference between men and women.

In my shower stall

  1. One (1) bar of soap
  2. One (1) bottle of shampoo
  3. One (1) back scrubber

In my wife’s shower stall

  1. Thirteen (13) bottles of shampoo
  2. Four (4) razors
  3. Seven (7) bottles of conditioner
  4. Three (3) bars of soap
  5. Eleven (11) tubes of body wash
  6. Four (4) luffas
  7. And one (1) abrasive brush-like contraption that I have no clue what it’s for…but it scares me to death :-)
5 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 July 21

    save money – shower together and use all your wife’s stuff. She has enough for both of you! Just stay away from the scary brush like thing.

  2. 2008 July 22

    You forgot to say how wonderful you think it is… (just trying to help you out…) :)

  3. 2008 July 22
    Chris Elrod permalink

    Amy – Too late…my wife already read this…and I’m busted. Thank God the weather is warm in Florida right now so I don’t freeze sleeping on the lawn furniture on the back porch. :-)

  4. 2008 July 24

    How does she have room to shower? Ha. Thats hilarious Chris.

  5. 2008 August 1
    Brad Thomas permalink

    Smell, That scary looking thing is for athlete’s foot. you should have had one at ETBU. Would have Done you some good and you would now be able to count to 20 instead of only 17 due to loosing 3 tones to the fungus.

    BT

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