Atlanta Needs A More Manly & Weatherproofed Church!!!

Compass Point has decided to launch a new church tomorrow morning in the Atlanta area because there is a serious need for a more manly and weatherproofed church…with more manly and weatherproofed leadership…up there!!! Because of a few white flakes some pretty wimpy and weather-challenged pastors (here, here and here) are calling off church tomorrow. It recently snowed in Florida and you didn’t see me blogging about canceling church. All I can figure is that us Floridian men of God must be way more serious about worshiping God and reaching people with the Gospel than the posers up in the the Atlanta metro area. Heavy rains…nor hurricane…nor snow storms prevent us from doing what God called us to do. Anyway…the snow cats are loaded up…the skis have been waxed up…and we have already selected a location in the Canton/Cumming area to carve out a snow sanctuary for “Compass Point On Ice”. Our new Creative Weathers Pastor Jim Cantore will be bringing the message “Jesus Can Warm A Frozen Heart Even If Your Normal Pastor Wimped Out On Preaching At Your Regular Church Because He’s Afraid Of Whiteout Conditions Due To The Memories Of A Horrible And Embarrassing Childhood Snow Cone Accident”. See you Atlanta folks bright and early in the morning…be sure to bring your Bibles, mittens and sleds. By the way…if you have a four-wheeler and some time before our service starts in the morning…please run by and take Gary Lamb some more estrogen pills…he’s out…and apparently he can’t venture out into the blizzard. 🙂

Atlanta Needs A More Manly & Weatherproofed Church!!!